Will's Store Front

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The Essay Collections

If you read this book, it will make you feel smart – especially if you like to play video games. In it you will read essays and discover:

  • “Gaming” and “Going Outside” are not in fact mutually exclusive.
  • Playing video games is actually more fun than going to work.
  • Constant failure serves as a point of revelation.
  • Some insight to the rough future ahead.


FU Internet is a light hearted romp through some pretty heavy thoughts. It's a collection of five essays and each essay explores the different ways art, society and the individual connect to each other, reflect each other and eventually reject each other. Some of the questions in FU Internet are:

  • In an age of communication why is everyone so freaking mean?
  • How come there are billions of pictures but no "real" photographers?
  • Is it me or is the world just full of dumb people?
  • What on earth do we do next?

These thoughts were collected over a 23 year time frame book-ended by the author's first and last cigarette.

"Office Escape" Calendars

Sure to make any office dungeon or other windowless environment a little brighter, these calendars offer a window out into the great wooded yonder of the Appalachian Mountains. One each for either the hiker or the gearhead.